Charles The Fly

That's who he is. You can't do anything about it. He behaves likes shit. He likes shit as a matter of fact, but you knew that. Flies like shit. Flies like everything, while they can stick their dirty hands and suckers into, they will do it. The thing is that Charles doesn't give a fuck. Charles will fight your ass if he have to. And you'll be sorry for that. I can tell you that. I tried to kill him like dozens of times. And he kept telling me "oh boy you'll grow tired of this, be my friend Pom I love you" and I did, at first because I had no other chance. But then I started to enjoy his company, his friendship. He's a good friend. A son of a bitch with non-friends of him but a really good friend with his friends and maybe with your friends. It's a lovely dude, he always gives you a present, no matter if he saw you yesterday. It's the way he was taught to be. Be kind with your friends, be a savage motherfucker with strangers and enemies. In this case, he was drunk. Let's be honest. I took him to my restaurant and well, we drank a lot of that shitty wine I make. It's historical but it's killer. It has so much alcohol in it you couldn't believe it. And he got out of control. We even punched ourselves a little bit and then he said "that bald motherfucker that reminds me of Pepe Argento will pay. Just because he has those beautiful green eyes." -he hates cute colored eyes- "He thinks he's better than me" -he yelled- "Oh yes, he is, stupid motherfucker, don't you know who he is?" -I told him, while wiping my tears and blood off my face- "I clearly don't give a fuck who he is. I will poop on his steak and will punch him on that cocksucker of his. Those repugnant big lips" -and off he went. But he truly didn't knew who that guy was-. That man... that false Pepe Argento, is the greatest karateka of all times. At least from my world. He's Casimiro RemeraBlanca, from the RemeraBlanca's family... all mobsters. A bunch of bad motherfuckers that gave me some money when I needed it. And now I maintain peace giving them free-access to my stuff. Charles will pay... but not without giving a true example of how much of a fucking fighter a fly can be. Stay tuned motherufckers.