Cabal Battle Cards
A generative artwork by Nor44 (Battle game instructions below)
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WE ARE THE CABAL
We are the collectors who decide what gets collected. We are the artists who decide what gets seen.
We are the top 1%. The gatekeepers. The tastemakers. The bag protectors.
We won't follow you. We won't collect you. We won't even see you. Unless you conform.
Submit to our open calls. Join our spaces. Enter our forums. Celebrate our artists. Collect our bags. Repeat our narratives.
We decide what matters, then congratulate each other for discovering it.
We have no taste. We have consensus. We follow the hype we create.
And when the time comes... You are our exit liquidity.
You have always been our exit liquidity.
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PLAY THE GAME
The Cabal never stops changing.
Cards cycle endlessly, generating a new member every 5 seconds, new traits and new scores. Press A to stop the cycle and take control.
Now find another collector.
Each of you generates a Cabal member and chooses an attribute to battle: Cabal Rank, Gatekeeper Score, Bag Protection, Narrative Control, Taste Conformity or Exit Timing.
Highest score wins the round.
Keep your own tally. The Cabal keeps no records.
Click anywhere on a card to summon your next member and battle again.
Press A at any time to return to autoplay.
Found a Cabal member worth collecting? Press S to save a high-resolution JPEG.
A — Toggle autoplay CLICK — Generate a new card S — Save your card
Protect your bags. Control the narrative. May the highest-ranking gatekeeper win.
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This is the 10k PFP project you shouldn't buy into.
It's a bit of code generating infinite compositions. If you like one, press S and save it. Simple.
There's no rarity. No whitelist. No roadmap.
Just infinite cards.
And lots of parody.
