404 future assets

A busted-ass hologram girl from some jacked-up future timeline pops in, tryna flex a high-stakes folder loaded with some lost-ass bags from a bull run gone by, but the whole thing’s glitched to hell. Error screens, corrupted files, like she’s tryna drop alpha but the damn metaverse backend rugged itself mid-transmission. You can feel the FOMO oozin’ off it like starin’ at a locked wallet full of gains you’ll never touch. It’s raw, it’s real, it’s every degenerate’s nightmare: the future’s here, but the assets are fucked.