What a great day to have a sip of refreshing fish-flavored soda! Try absolutely new Tuna Soda™! As you may know, tuna is one of healthiest kinds of food and now you can consume it in a form of sparkling beverage, too! (Be careful! Contains sugar, vinegar and a little bit of mercury)
This is the very first item in the All-New Different Food Collection™. (Actually, all rights are NOT reserved yet)